Funny Video Punjabi comedy bhajna amli
This is a you Tube Video of a Typical Punjabi Amli named Bhajana.See how hilarious he is !!
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Superhit Punjabi Comedy bhagwant maan in school Video
Superhit Punjabi Comedy bhagwant maan in school
Video Comedy Punjabi
Superhit Punjabi Comedy bhagwant maan in school
Bhawwant Mann is a very good student for comedy.Based on Typice Punjabi Sarkari School,This Comedy is a Brilliant act by Bhagwant Mann
Video Comedy Punjabi
Superhit Punjabi Comedy bhagwant maan in school
Bhawwant Mann is a very good student for comedy.Based on Typice Punjabi Sarkari School,This Comedy is a Brilliant act by Bhagwant Mann
Punjabi comedy -Bhagwant Mann - Full Speed
Punjabi comedy -Bhagwant Mann - Full Speed
super hit panjabi comedy scene
Bhagwant Mann is the prince of punjabi Comedy
This Video is Known as Bhagwant mann Full Speed
super hit panjabi comedy scene
Bhagwant Mann is the prince of punjabi Comedy
This Video is Known as Bhagwant mann Full Speed
Navi Mumbai Details of CIDCO ulwe scheme through TJSB thane janata sahakari bank
Navi Mumbai Details of CIDCO ulwe scheme through TJSB thane janata sahakari bank
Unnati Housing Schemes
in UL-1 there are 800 flats available having Build up Area 210.00 sq./ ft.
In UL-2 there are 538 flats available having Build up Area 320.23 sq./ ft.
In UL-2A there are 6 flats available having Build up Area 250.93 sq./ ft.
Dates of Distribution of Applications: 07/07/2010 to 04/08/2010
Available at :
a) All branches of TJSB, Extension Counters
b) All Centres on Railway Stations of : Panvel, Khandeshwar, Manasarovar, Belapur, Khargar, Nerul, Jui Nagar, Vashi, Sanpada, Airoli, Koparkhairane, Rabale, Ghansoli
c) On CIDCO Website www.cidcoindia.com
d) On TJSB Website www.thanejanata.co.in
Collection of Applications : 14/07/2010 to 06/08/2010
Collection of applications:
only at TJSB branches, extension counters and centers
1. Raigad Bhavan,
2. Koparkhairane Rly Station,
3. Khargar Rly Station
Free Download BOOKLET CIDCO ULWE - 1
Free Download BOOKLET CIDCO ULWE - 2
more details at
Navi Mumbai Details of CIDCO ulwe scheme
List of TJSB Branches
Unnati Housing Schemes
in UL-1 there are 800 flats available having Build up Area 210.00 sq./ ft.
In UL-2 there are 538 flats available having Build up Area 320.23 sq./ ft.
In UL-2A there are 6 flats available having Build up Area 250.93 sq./ ft.
Dates of Distribution of Applications: 07/07/2010 to 04/08/2010
Available at :
a) All branches of TJSB, Extension Counters
b) All Centres on Railway Stations of : Panvel, Khandeshwar, Manasarovar, Belapur, Khargar, Nerul, Jui Nagar, Vashi, Sanpada, Airoli, Koparkhairane, Rabale, Ghansoli
c) On CIDCO Website www.cidcoindia.com
d) On TJSB Website www.thanejanata.co.in
Collection of Applications : 14/07/2010 to 06/08/2010
Collection of applications:
only at TJSB branches, extension counters and centers
1. Raigad Bhavan,
2. Koparkhairane Rly Station,
3. Khargar Rly Station
Free Download BOOKLET CIDCO ULWE - 1
Free Download BOOKLET CIDCO ULWE - 2
more details at
Navi Mumbai Details of CIDCO ulwe scheme
List of TJSB Branches
Monday, February 6, 2012
Success Sutras Satire Indian Context
Success Sutras”
Once upon a time, Long long ago(In 2005.If you think this is not long long ago compare the speed of Pentium Processor in 2005 & 2010) A man was frustrated by failures in his life.
He decided to follow the rich Indian trend and went to forest for Tapasya. After a lot of Tapasya, Deva arrived and asked “Bhakt what do you want”. Bhakt pleaded that he wanted to know about the secrets of suceess.
Deva was perplexed and he offered “Ask any luxury of the world ,Any amount of money ,Apsaras and you will get it”. But Bhakt was very stubborn and he was rigid on getting the Knowledge of Success Sutras.
At last the Deva relented and asked “Do you have any previous grooming on Success Sutras”.
Bhakt thought for some time and then he answered “Yes,I have studied many books and learnt that key to success is Hard work, Labour, Honesty, Integrity, Consideration of Others. One other thing which I have studied is the Sutra ‘I win ,You Win’. I always try to cooperate with others .”
Hearing these words Deva Burst into Laughter.
.After some time when he was able to speak, He said “You got the wrong Sutras Bhakt. This ‘I win You win ‘is a lie, a farce. Remember your parents nagging you for getting less marks from your neighbours kid. No race (competition) will be a true race( competition) if every body wins. You were programmed to compete and beat others.”
“Listen Dear Bhakt I can dwell on Wrongs of your Sutras for a long Time. But I have to go some where so I am just giving you new Sutras. Hey Bhakt these Sutras are Sutra of all successful people . “
“So listen carefully .If you follow these principles, you and your next generations will be successful for ever. And don’t tell these Sutras to others because You need to leave others behind ”.
(Eventually Bhakt Told the secret to his wife, who passed on these to her friends ,and so on. That’s how These Sutras travelled and eventually hit me .Actually Deva knew this because he could look into the future. That’s the reason that the following sutra are general in nature. Also since Bhakt was a male so all the sutra are for males. Females can replace he with she and also other words with their gender specific words. Like they can replace word wife with Husband whenever encountered .)
Deva continued “So Hey Bhakt Follow these principles and you will be successful within a year. I can guarantee this. Actually it depends on you .Some People got success within a month. So your Master is..”
Bhakt interrupted “Sorry for interruption, Deva What is a Master ?”
Deva smiled and told “Master is the person who is crucial to achieving Success. He may be The Teacher who will decide your Grade. He may be the Boss who will give you promotion. He may be the MLA,MP or Minister who can get you transferred to your favorite place, who can allot you Petrol Pump. Master can be your Girlfriend whom you want to marry (This line was not for Bhakt Who was already married. This is only for Bachelors)
Sutra 1 “ Master is the Ultimate truth”
“Hey Bhakt,Your Master is the ultimate truth. He thinks truth, he writes truth, he speaks truth. Yours days and nights are not related to the rest of world. If the master says “It’s a day” then only consider it a day. Only Idiots try to find errors with their Masters.
If your teacher says two plus two is five, Admit it and devise ways to prove this. Only Idiot student corrects teacher when he/she is wrong. Gyani students who strive to attain success(Good Grades) never try to correct their Teachers.
Similarly in Ofiice, best way to approach a problem is the way suggested by Boss .Follow that way blindly because this is the way of achievers. Ignorants try to correct their bosses. Gyanis never find fault with the speech and writings of their boss. Higher level Gyanis go one step further and always use sentences like “Yes Sir, Very True Sir, You are right Sir” while their boss is speaking.
In business too Contractor have to assume that every word of the person ,who is giving contract, truth, Nothing but eternal truth. Otherwise the ignorant contractor is doomed to suffer.
For those in love, They are already following this Sutras. And those who are not following, they are not in love. Similarly wise man never find fault with their girlfriends otherwise they are doomed to celebrate Valentines day alone (Replace the word girlfriend with wife for married. But don’t replace wife with girlfriend)
“Dear Bhakt your only family is your Master. Lesser Mortals regard their wife, Children, Parents, Siblings as their families. But Gyanis know the truth that Master is family. They don’t misutilize their time in getting milk , ration, Railway tickets for their Original families. Instead they use the precious time to get milk for their Teacher, Boss or the Master.”
“So hey Bhakt Forget about your kids crying for milk. Concentrate on milk for Tommy of Master (Yes you guessed right.Tommy is a dog).This is the path of winners. Road for success is the road where you will take Tommy for Walk.”
“This is your headache to arrange for the RailTickets, Cinema Tickets and other tickets for your Master. If you do not do, this you are doomed to perish. High level Gyanis even don’t take money for these tickets. This is the Height of Gyan. Strive to go up to This Level.”
“Hey Bhakt Limit your life to Milk, Ration ,Tickets of Your Master and you will get the marks, promotion and Contract”
Bhakta Interuppted “Swami What about my original Family. How I will get time for them”.
Now Deva was Furious “You Idiot, Do I Have to Tell Everything in Detail. Use your Imagination. Utilize School Time, Office time for this purpose .No one is going to ask you how you took half day for small Job like booking Tickets.Use that time for yourself”
Now We are coming towards the third Sutra
Sutra 3 “Differentiate Yourself from Crowd”
Deva Said “Hey Bhakta,You are not the alone who is striving to get Masters favours. There will be a big crowd trying to be in Masters good books.”
Bhakta Asked “Then What should I do Deva?”
Deva smiled and said “Differentiate yourslf .I am giving you an example. You buy a particular brand of toothpaste because they have demonstrated that it will make your teeth whiter notwithstanding the reality that all the toothpastes are more or less same. “
“Learn from Marketing Tactics of these companies. Make yourself a moon, different from millions of Stars”
“How” was the question.
“Gyanis always know about hobbies of there Masters.The try to develop expertise in that particular field.If the Master is fond of cooking, Get yourself latest book of recipes and half of the battle is won. If Master likes gardening, study Botany and make yourself expert of Plants, trees, Flowers, Seeds etc”
Bhakt was little worried “What if the hobby is very tough like mountaineering. I am unable to become expert”
Deva explained “Don’t worry, In such case try to Become expert in Palmistry, Computer or Share-Market. 90 % of Masters will be interested in one of these and you will attain Moksha (Suceess).
Bhakt was Filled with joy of knowledge. He asked “Deva ,What about Persons for whome I am the Master”
So friends if you want to know more, be a member of my success academy.
Charges are
Life member Rs 100000
10 years membership Rs 10000
1 Year Membership Rs 2000
1 month Membership Rs 500
1 Day’s Membership Rs 50
If you cant Give Rs 50,Donations are welcome in multiples of 25 paisa.
Once upon a time, Long long ago(In 2005.If you think this is not long long ago compare the speed of Pentium Processor in 2005 & 2010) A man was frustrated by failures in his life.
He decided to follow the rich Indian trend and went to forest for Tapasya. After a lot of Tapasya, Deva arrived and asked “Bhakt what do you want”. Bhakt pleaded that he wanted to know about the secrets of suceess.
Deva was perplexed and he offered “Ask any luxury of the world ,Any amount of money ,Apsaras and you will get it”. But Bhakt was very stubborn and he was rigid on getting the Knowledge of Success Sutras.
At last the Deva relented and asked “Do you have any previous grooming on Success Sutras”.
Bhakt thought for some time and then he answered “Yes,I have studied many books and learnt that key to success is Hard work, Labour, Honesty, Integrity, Consideration of Others. One other thing which I have studied is the Sutra ‘I win ,You Win’. I always try to cooperate with others .”
Hearing these words Deva Burst into Laughter.
.After some time when he was able to speak, He said “You got the wrong Sutras Bhakt. This ‘I win You win ‘is a lie, a farce. Remember your parents nagging you for getting less marks from your neighbours kid. No race (competition) will be a true race( competition) if every body wins. You were programmed to compete and beat others.”
“Listen Dear Bhakt I can dwell on Wrongs of your Sutras for a long Time. But I have to go some where so I am just giving you new Sutras. Hey Bhakt these Sutras are Sutra of all successful people . “
“So listen carefully .If you follow these principles, you and your next generations will be successful for ever. And don’t tell these Sutras to others because You need to leave others behind ”.
(Eventually Bhakt Told the secret to his wife, who passed on these to her friends ,and so on. That’s how These Sutras travelled and eventually hit me .Actually Deva knew this because he could look into the future. That’s the reason that the following sutra are general in nature. Also since Bhakt was a male so all the sutra are for males. Females can replace he with she and also other words with their gender specific words. Like they can replace word wife with Husband whenever encountered .)
Deva continued “So Hey Bhakt Follow these principles and you will be successful within a year. I can guarantee this. Actually it depends on you .Some People got success within a month. So your Master is..”
Bhakt interrupted “Sorry for interruption, Deva What is a Master ?”
Deva smiled and told “Master is the person who is crucial to achieving Success. He may be The Teacher who will decide your Grade. He may be the Boss who will give you promotion. He may be the MLA,MP or Minister who can get you transferred to your favorite place, who can allot you Petrol Pump. Master can be your Girlfriend whom you want to marry (This line was not for Bhakt Who was already married. This is only for Bachelors)
“Listen carefully Dear Bhakt I am going to share the first Sutra”
Sutra 1 “ Master is the Ultimate truth”
“Hey Bhakt,Your Master is the ultimate truth. He thinks truth, he writes truth, he speaks truth. Yours days and nights are not related to the rest of world. If the master says “It’s a day” then only consider it a day. Only Idiots try to find errors with their Masters.
If your teacher says two plus two is five, Admit it and devise ways to prove this. Only Idiot student corrects teacher when he/she is wrong. Gyani students who strive to attain success(Good Grades) never try to correct their Teachers.
Similarly in Ofiice, best way to approach a problem is the way suggested by Boss .Follow that way blindly because this is the way of achievers. Ignorants try to correct their bosses. Gyanis never find fault with the speech and writings of their boss. Higher level Gyanis go one step further and always use sentences like “Yes Sir, Very True Sir, You are right Sir” while their boss is speaking.
In business too Contractor have to assume that every word of the person ,who is giving contract, truth, Nothing but eternal truth. Otherwise the ignorant contractor is doomed to suffer.
For those in love, They are already following this Sutras. And those who are not following, they are not in love. Similarly wise man never find fault with their girlfriends otherwise they are doomed to celebrate Valentines day alone (Replace the word girlfriend with wife for married. But don’t replace wife with girlfriend)
So Dear Bhakta time has come to you the second Sutra”
Sutra 2 “ Master is Family”
“Dear Bhakt your only family is your Master. Lesser Mortals regard their wife, Children, Parents, Siblings as their families. But Gyanis know the truth that Master is family. They don’t misutilize their time in getting milk , ration, Railway tickets for their Original families. Instead they use the precious time to get milk for their Teacher, Boss or the Master.”
“So hey Bhakt Forget about your kids crying for milk. Concentrate on milk for Tommy of Master (Yes you guessed right.Tommy is a dog).This is the path of winners. Road for success is the road where you will take Tommy for Walk.”
“This is your headache to arrange for the RailTickets, Cinema Tickets and other tickets for your Master. If you do not do, this you are doomed to perish. High level Gyanis even don’t take money for these tickets. This is the Height of Gyan. Strive to go up to This Level.”
“Hey Bhakt Limit your life to Milk, Ration ,Tickets of Your Master and you will get the marks, promotion and Contract”
Bhakta Interuppted “Swami What about my original Family. How I will get time for them”.
Now Deva was Furious “You Idiot, Do I Have to Tell Everything in Detail. Use your Imagination. Utilize School Time, Office time for this purpose .No one is going to ask you how you took half day for small Job like booking Tickets.Use that time for yourself”
Now We are coming towards the third Sutra
Sutra 3 “Differentiate Yourself from Crowd”
Deva Said “Hey Bhakta,You are not the alone who is striving to get Masters favours. There will be a big crowd trying to be in Masters good books.”
Bhakta Asked “Then What should I do Deva?”
Deva smiled and said “Differentiate yourslf .I am giving you an example. You buy a particular brand of toothpaste because they have demonstrated that it will make your teeth whiter notwithstanding the reality that all the toothpastes are more or less same. “
“Learn from Marketing Tactics of these companies. Make yourself a moon, different from millions of Stars”
“How” was the question.
“Gyanis always know about hobbies of there Masters.The try to develop expertise in that particular field.If the Master is fond of cooking, Get yourself latest book of recipes and half of the battle is won. If Master likes gardening, study Botany and make yourself expert of Plants, trees, Flowers, Seeds etc”
Bhakt was little worried “What if the hobby is very tough like mountaineering. I am unable to become expert”
Deva explained “Don’t worry, In such case try to Become expert in Palmistry, Computer or Share-Market. 90 % of Masters will be interested in one of these and you will attain Moksha (Suceess).
Bhakt was Filled with joy of knowledge. He asked “Deva ,What about Persons for whome I am the Master”
Deva started vanishing and sound came “Some Other Day”
So friends if you want to know more, be a member of my success academy.
Charges are
Life member Rs 100000
10 years membership Rs 10000
1 Year Membership Rs 2000
1 month Membership Rs 500
1 Day’s Membership Rs 50
If you cant Give Rs 50,Donations are welcome in multiples of 25 paisa.
Chubby Cheeks animated Video Rhyme School and Preschool going kids
Chubby Cheeks
So your kid got chubby cheeks,his lips are red and he /She is your fav
Then tell him/her by showing this Video how much you love him/her .
So your kid got chubby cheeks,his lips are red and he /She is your fav
Then tell him/her by showing this Video how much you love him/her .
Old MacDonal had a farm Animated Video Song Rhyme for nursery school kids
Old MacDonal had a farm
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some chickens,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a cluck-cluck here,
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck,
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some dogs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a woof-woof here,
And a woof-woof-woof there
Here a woof, there a woof,
Everywhere a woof-woof
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some turkeys,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a gobble-gobble gobble-gobble here,
And a gobble-gobble gobble-gobble there
Here a gobble-gobble, there a gobble-gobble,
Everywhere a gobble-gobble-gobble
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some cows,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a moo-moo here,
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo,
Everywhere a moo-ooo
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some chickens,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a cluck-cluck here,
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck,
Everywhere a cluck-cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some dogs,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a woof-woof here,
And a woof-woof-woof there
Here a woof, there a woof,
Everywhere a woof-woof
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some turkeys,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a gobble-gobble gobble-gobble here,
And a gobble-gobble gobble-gobble there
Here a gobble-gobble, there a gobble-gobble,
Everywhere a gobble-gobble-gobble
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee i ee i oh!
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on that farm he had some cows,
Ee i ee i oh!
With a moo-moo here,
And a moo-moo there
Here a moo, there a moo,
Everywhere a moo-ooo
Old MacDonald had a farm,
Ee i ee i oh!
Jingle Bells Free Animated Rhyme nursery preschool Children
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight! Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh! Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh!
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride;
And soon Miss Fannie Bright
Was seated by my side.
The horse was lean and lank;
Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank,
And we, we got upsot. Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh! Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh!
Now the ground is white,
Go it while you're young;
Take the girls tonight,
And sing this sleighing song.
Just get a bob-tailed bay,
Two-forty for his speed;
Then hitch him to an open sleigh,
And crack! You'll take the lead. Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh! Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtail ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight! Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh! Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh!
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride;
And soon Miss Fannie Bright
Was seated by my side.
The horse was lean and lank;
Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank,
And we, we got upsot. Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh! Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh!
Now the ground is white,
Go it while you're young;
Take the girls tonight,
And sing this sleighing song.
Just get a bob-tailed bay,
Two-forty for his speed;
Then hitch him to an open sleigh,
And crack! You'll take the lead. Oh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh! Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Pat a Cake Animated Video nursery Rhyme for kids
Pat a Cake
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake,
Baker's man!
Bake us a cake
As fast as you can
Mix it and prick it
And mark it with B
And there will be plenty
For baby and me
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake,
Baker's man!
Bake us a cake
As fast as you can
Mix it and prick it
And mark it with B
And there will be plenty
For baby and me
Mary Had A Little Lamb Animated Nursery Rhyme For Preschool Kids
Mary Had A Little Lamb
Do you have a LAmb??
MAry had one white lamb and it followed her to school one day.
then what ?See the Video to Find
Do you have a LAmb??
MAry had one white lamb and it followed her to school one day.
then what ?See the Video to Find
Nursery Rhymes - Baa Baa Black Sheep animated Rhyme Video
Nursery Rhymes -
Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool?
yes sir yes sir
Three Bags Full
One for My master one For my Dame
and one for the little Boy
who lives down the lane
Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool?
yes sir yes sir
Three Bags Full
One for My master one For my Dame
and one for the little Boy
who lives down the lane
Nursery Rhymes - Jack and Jill animated Video rhyme for kids
Jack and jill is a famous Rhyme for kids
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after
Nursery Rhymes Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Animated Video
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Animated Video
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Buddha Children's Hindi animated Mythological Movies
Hindi Animated Mythological Movie
Adoptions of Dtories of Buddha in Animated Format
Buddha (Hindi)
Adoptions of Dtories of Buddha in Animated Format
Buddha (Hindi)
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