April Fool Jokes

April Fool
Some Really Good Jokes To Celebrate April Fool With UR friends
Jin:Kya hukm mere aaka
Aaka:Mere account me 50 crore cash aur Katrina se shaadi 10 sec mein kara do.
Jin:Aaka hukm karo bakwaas nahin.


Husband and wife market jaa rhe the 1 ladki ne hello bola.
Wife:kaun thi vo
Husband:dimaag mat kha,pehle se hi pareshaan hu ki us ko kya bataunga ki tu kaun hai.

Dad to son:When I beat u how do u control ur anger?
Son:I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad:How does it satisfy u?
Son:I clean it with ur brush.

Wife:Jab tum DESI peete ho to mujhe Paaro kehte ho,Jab tum WHISKY peete ho to Darlng kehte ho ,Aaj kya pee kar aaye ho jo Chudel keh rahe ho?
Husband:Aaj mein hosh mein hoon